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The
afternoon of July 9, 2006, shortly after The
Flop-zurri gloriously defeated Lays
Blurs to win the FIFA
World Cup, the main event of global soccer was to get underway --
Rogue
Panty Football 2006! This once-every-four-year tournament brings together
the world's top athletes in the field of playing soccer in panties in
the street in traffic with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
Fans gathered on San Francisco's Haight
Street weren't sent home diappointed on some shite penalty kicks,
this match featured plenty of scoring! The coveted Most Valuable
Panty award was taken home by Thongaldinho
for a heroic performance... video
highlights plus Thongaldinho's exhausted, panting (get it? pant-ing)
postgame commentary are still available on YouTube!
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